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123456789101112131415161718192021222324252627282930313233343536373839404142434445464748495051525354555657585960616263646566676869This was a triumph.I'm making a note here:HUGE SUCCESS.It's hard to overstatemy satisfaction.Aperture ScienceWe do what we mustbecause we can.For the good of all of us.Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense cryingover every mistake.You just keep on tryingtill you run out of cake.And the Science gets done.And you make a neat gun.For the people who arestill alive.
I'm not even angry.I'm being so sincere right now.Even though you broke my heart.And killed me.And tore me to pieces.And threw every piece into a fire.As they burned it hurt becauseI was so happy for you!Now these points of datamake a beautiful lineAnd we're out of beta.We're releasing on time.So I'm GLaD I got burned.Think of all the things we learnedfor the people who arestill alive.
Go ahead and leave me.I think I prefer to stay inside.Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.Maybe Black Mesa...THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.Anyway, this cake is great.It's so delicious and moist.Look at me still talkingwhen there's science to do.When I look out there,it makes me GLaD I'm not you.I've experiments to run.There is research to be done.On the people who arestill alive.
And believe me I amstill alive.I'm doing science and I'mstill alive.I feel FANTASTIC and I'mstill alive.
While you're dying I'll bestill alive.
And when you're dead I will bestill alive.
STILL ALIVE
STILL ALIVE