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1234567891011121314151617181920You, me, gas station.What are we getting for dinner?Sushi of course!Uh-oh! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi.We black out and wake up in a sewer.We're surrounded by fish! Horny fish!You know what that means!Fish orgy!The stench draws in a bear.What are we gonna do?We're gonna fight it.Bear fight. BEAR HANDED. Bare... naked?Oh, yes, please!We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride into a Chuck-E-Cheese.Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government?? Uhh, I think so!Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ.Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out (Which I didn't know you could do), then I smoked a joint.Greened out, then I turned into the sun--Uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in!Duuh-buuh-nhezzmhuh-dbvup-uh-huut-vuh-gvaast-gah-oooaaahhhh!