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      "text": "So Justin's partner in crime, Nate Cavanaugh, was also asked \"what is DEI\" and he comes up with \"making decisions on the basis of something other than merit.\"\n\nAnd then says that \"DEI\" grants are \"wasteful and unnecessary.\"\n\nyoutu.be/hhah1ZjPAno?...",
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      "text": "any that i'm missing except like ros\u00e9 pine?",
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      "text": "Off topic, but this sure makes it look like she is left-handed. So I asked google is AOC left-handed and it very confidently assured me that nope, she is right-handed, and further down the page was a link to a tweet from 2019 that says \"Happy #lefthandersday to all my fellow southpaws out there.\"",
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      "text": "maybe multiple recessions cancel each other out",
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      "text": "love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region",
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      "text": "Oh thanks! I'm still very undecided",
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      "text": "welcome to climate change bb",
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      "text": "this is right but also we should absolutely say trump wants to bring back the draft",
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      "text": "Blaine... this is what I was writing this whole weekend and you beat me to it.",
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      "text": "I've realized that hatred of sufficient purity and righteousness can feel an awful lot like a kind of love for everything else\n\nI hate him so much and so deeply that it manifests as redoubled tenderness and gratitude for all the things that he puts at risk, and love for everyone who hates him too",
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      "text": "I hate him so much man",
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      "text": "I could watch this all day",
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      "text": "It usually involves various parties forming a new coalition- so it\u2019s often called by the 10-20% party that is necessary to get to 51%. They can ally with some other party and get to 51% with them.",
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      "text": "Desejo o mesmo pro Brasil",
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      "text": "Men are so mad.",
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      "text": "> It's got nothing to do with \"worst of the worst\".\n\n\"Clearly\"",
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      "text": "yayy :3 dat good",
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      "text": "and paris hilton\u2019s ringing the closing bell",
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      "text": "this picture is a good summary of how and why January 6th was, at a fundamental level, a successful insurrection.",
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